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Mentally Disorganised 

When Your Mind Is Sooo Scattered
Everything That You Do, Or Something You Say That Makes No Sense
John: Do Celebrity's Have Surnames ?
Like Madonna

Maria: What Do You Think Asshole, Are You Mentally Disorganised Or Something. KMT

demorganize 

To make things less awesome. To remove Morgan from the situation. A sad time.
This party really died after Morgan got called away. Her boss demorganized this party, man.
demorganize by Donald J. Drumpf April 2, 2019

Disorganated

A feeling of absolute disorganisation and disorientation to the point where a new word is evented because all else in the world is strange and confusing. Usually brought about by a tremendous wine related hangover
Fiona: Come on Benson let's do your poo's
Benson: woof woof I'm not ready for poo's I shall explore the quarry some more
Fiona: fml i'm so f**king disorganated right now
Benson: woof woof
Disorganated by Mr.Wordy McWordword September 6, 2014

DSOrganize 

1) The shittiest piece of homebrew ever to be used for the Nintendo DS. Is filled with bugs and fails at everything. 2) The IRC channel is filled with n00bs and cancer who enjoy licking cock and spreading the cancer around the internets. Regarded as one of the most fucked up and n00biest places on Rizon's IRC network.
1) Fuck it, DSOrganize just crashed... AGAIN! 2) House couldn't even remove the cancer brought by #DSOrganize , WITH WILSON'S HELP!!
DSOrganize by n0u August 4, 2009

disorganized 

Vandercook’s cross country course.
You are so disorganized.
disorganized by BOBBOB9876 October 3, 2017

dickorganized 

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.
Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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