dickorganized 

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

dickorganized by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019

disorganized 

Vandercook’s cross country course.

You are so disorganized.

disorganized by BOBBOB9876 October 3, 2017

Disorganized 

Vandercook’s cross country course.

You are so disorganized.

Disorganized by BOBBOB9876 October 3, 2017

Disorganized Organization 

A way of keeping things organized just enough that even though it's messy, you know where everything is or should be

Friend: you should really manage all the clutter in your bag

You: I'm using disorganized organization, I know where whatever I'm looking for it

Disorganized Organization by Oakwood Chair Grove January 6, 2022