To suck all hope out of someone or some group of people. As in ‘Gareth Bale came off the Real Mardrid bench to demoralize Liverpool in the Champions League final, scoring a golazo bicycle kick within two minutes of showing up on the pitch.’
Gareth Bale came off the Real Madrid bench to demoralize Liverpool in the Champions League final, scoring a golazo bicycle kick within two minutes of showing up on the pitch.’
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.