disnefication 

(diz’ne fi ka shen) Amer, n, v.t., to disnefy; 1. genetic developmental disorder blocking completion of final growth stage of homo sapien, i.e. a perpetual adolescent state of consciousness characterized by inability to distinguish fantasy from reality, to differentiate toys from tools. 2. historically, the most effective confidence game ever practiced by unethical homo sapiens upon other unaware, unsuspecting homo sapiens. 3. effective means of diverting the masses from fact to fiction. 4. colloquially referred to as “Pods and Pads”. 5. best exemplified by Walter Disney, in 1960s Southern California, USA.

Using the best disnefication, he entertained the population, that they might not realize how bad their situation really was.

disnefication by drwofwof January 24, 2014

disneyfication 

To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.

They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.

disneyfication by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

disneyfication 

The act of taming the world to make it all safe, clean, and completely simlar to a theme park.
To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.

NYC suffered from disneyfication under Rudy, and now is as boring as any small town USA

disneyfication by Thanatos_Azrael January 28, 2008

disneyfication 

1. To completely censor anything in a society that would go against "family values." This does not always apply to Disney, but this conglomerate is famously known for promoting family values, hence the name.

2. To fill a society with promoting not only Disney values, but disney products and characters (Disney Princesses, Hannah Montana, etc.)

3. To make a child/teen star spew similar ideas and values only for the sake of making money, when in truth, they contradict the values and are completely miserable.

1. I turned on my TV today to watch my favorite show only to have it completely censored. Disneyfication sucks!!!!

2. There's some major disneyfication around here, since I've been seeing all this Camp Rock shit everywhere! Can someone PLEASE just throw it all the fuck away?!?!!?

3. Many can argue if Miley Cyrus or the Jonas brothers are victims of disneyfication due to their numerous references to Christian values (Miley always crediting God at award shows, the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings, etc.) to the public.

disneyfication by radicalgirl September 1, 2009

disneyfication 

The act of creating a facade which when looked at from the outside appears happy, serene, and safe, but still, its purpose is to draw us close, take as much of our money as they can, and give us and our children a false sense of security, joy and happiness.

Look honey, the circus is in town and they have clowns as part of their disneyfication.

disneyfication by Pierce-a-cola February 6, 2008

dianafication 

The process whereby the British general public have become more emotional, and less stiff upper lips - since the death of Princess of Diana. Derived from Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Report.

Wow! Those crying British are suffering from Dianafication.

dianafication by wobblyguggly April 18, 2007

disneyfication 

The transforming of the world into a place devoid of all things even mildly unsavory to "family values." The world thus becomes as a magical fairyland, thus it resembles a pointless Disney story. It is important to note not only the contribution that the word "Disney" makes to "disneyfication," but also the contribution that the word "fiction" makes. The "-fication" root is, as you will notice, only one letter removed from "fiction," which provides extra emphasis on the unrealisticness of things that have been disneyficated.

The soccer mom's efforts to have Hooters shut down was part of the larger disneyfication of the formerly tolerable suburban neighborhood.

disneyfication by Papa Big Words February 6, 2008