disinterry

Disinterry is a very serious terminal disease in which the man loses his balls by parasites which feed on the male's sperm. Once these said parasites run out of sperm to munch on, then they proceed to feast on the males testicular skin. This is extremely serious and this is how Eazy-E died. Rest In Peace Eric Lynn Right.

me: bob dead
billy: how bob die
me: bob got fuckin disinterry
billy: you made that shit up

by mousemaster23 February 20, 2023

disinterneted

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016

disintegration

Masterpiece release of new wave/goth rock band The Cure. Also a song on said album.

One of the very best albums of all time.

If all else fails, Disintegration can calm me and ease my insomnia.

by a fire inside January 19, 2005

disintegration

best album EVEH!

Pictures O U

by crawlacrossthemirror October 24, 2003

disintegration

1. Decay
2. When the nucleus of an atom transform into a less massive substance because of radiation or discharging particles
3. Disorganization of mental process
4. The Cure's album

Guy #1: "I think I'm disintegrating"
Guy #2: "You listen to Disitegration too much"
Guy #1: "Shut up"

by Francisca Sondjaja May 13, 2005

Taste Disintegrator

A food or drink that takes away a fowl, stomach churning taste.

My water was a Taste Disintegrator when a plate of steaming slugs was placed in front of me.

by Not Who You Might Think August 3, 2013