disintegrated

vaporized or struck from some natural or artificial force disappearing from visible sight changed to new elemental form.

Death and evil gets phased out by god disintegrated with lasers, phasers, and photon weapons originated from our sun and stars.

by sketchmaster November 25, 2007

wig disintegrated

Expression used when you are so surprised that you want to snatch your wig and destroy it.

Drag queen: *suddenly dips*

Someone watching: “wig disintegrated!”

by Barbz4Ever September 1, 2021

Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016

disintegration

Masterpiece release of new wave/goth rock band The Cure. Also a song on said album.

One of the very best albums of all time.

If all else fails, Disintegration can calm me and ease my insomnia.

by a fire inside January 19, 2005

disintegration

best album EVEH!

Pictures O U

by crawlacrossthemirror October 24, 2003

disintegration

1. Decay
2. When the nucleus of an atom transform into a less massive substance because of radiation or discharging particles
3. Disorganization of mental process
4. The Cure's album

Guy #1: "I think I'm disintegrating"
Guy #2: "You listen to Disitegration too much"
Guy #1: "Shut up"

by Francisca Sondjaja May 13, 2005

Taste Disintegrator

A food or drink that takes away a fowl, stomach churning taste.

My water was a Taste Disintegrator when a plate of steaming slugs was placed in front of me.

by Not Who You Might Think August 3, 2013