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Disintegrante

Disintegrante: To disintegrate, but eloquently.
"No, I'll disintegrante!"
by bipedal-featherless_a-man_ December 1, 2021
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Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).
Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."
by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016
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disintegration

Masterpiece release of new wave/goth rock band The Cure. Also a song on said album.

One of the very best albums of all time.
If all else fails, Disintegration can calm me and ease my insomnia.
by a fire inside January 19, 2005
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disintegration

best album EVEH!
by crawlacrossthemirror October 24, 2003
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disintegration

1. Decay
2. When the nucleus of an atom transform into a less massive substance because of radiation or discharging particles
3. Disorganization of mental process
4. The Cure's album
Guy #1: "I think I'm disintegrating"
Guy #2: "You listen to Disitegration too much"
Guy #1: "Shut up"
by Francisca Sondjaja May 13, 2005
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Taste Disintegrator

A food or drink that takes away a fowl, stomach churning taste.
My water was a Taste Disintegrator when a plate of steaming slugs was placed in front of me.
by Not Who You Might Think August 3, 2013
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disintegrate

The thing that Peter Parker and all the other avengers did in Infinity War.
Mr. Stark, please. I don’t wanna go.” and then he disintegrated.
by penisparker June 2, 2018
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