disinterpret 

To completly dumb down anything for the majority of the population to understand.

Sir here is your state of the union speech, we made sure to disinterpret it for you

disinterpret by The smartest person you know September 23, 2009

disinterpret 

To deliberately misinterpret what someone says or does. As misinterpretation is to mistakenly interpret someone's words or actions, disinterpretation is is to deliberately fail to interpret someone's words or actions correctly.

Karen is wilfully disinterpreting our border and immigration policy to everyone she speaks to, because she enjoys saying people are filled with of hate.

disinterpret by MrGeee September 15, 2025

disinterneted 

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Misinterpretive 

When somebody has a lack of understanding for something and misconstrues it into something else that changes the intended meaning.

Person 1 talking to Person 2 about an incident last night.
Person 1: "you tried to manipulate me!"
Person 2: "no, I was trying to help you! You misinterpretive whore!"

Misinterpretive by Marks Bwalls June 11, 2016

misinterpretating 

1. to read something wrong
2. the take something out of context.
3. to fail at reading a private message.

Him misinterpretating his friends message was hilarious.

misinterpretating by kinkyk1019 July 3, 2009

misinterpretated 

Misinterpretated (verb)

To pretend to know the meaning of a word and incorrectly use, explain or define it to others.

After Jimmy explained that his boss presented the material in a languid manner, Sally, having no clue but wanting to sound educated, nodded and misinterpretated to her friends that she didn't like bosses who used too many words either.

misinterpretated by ggirlcolo March 17, 2013

Bulge Misinterpretation 

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

Bulge Misinterpretation by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016