Short for carl johnson. cj is a gangster and nobody wants to fuck with him. but for some reason he just cant follow the damn train
by mousemaster23 February 29, 2020
Barbara: hey sweetie listen to this am radio
John (her grandson): okay let me hear. *listens for 3.14 seconds* *hears friday by rebecca black*
John: oh what the fuck is this?
Barbara: oh you dont like it? well how abo-
John: bake me some cookies grandma!
Barbara: but what about yummy by-
John: BAKE ME SOME FUCKING COOKIES
John (her grandson): okay let me hear. *listens for 3.14 seconds* *hears friday by rebecca black*
John: oh what the fuck is this?
Barbara: oh you dont like it? well how abo-
John: bake me some cookies grandma!
Barbara: but what about yummy by-
John: BAKE ME SOME FUCKING COOKIES
by mousemaster23 February 12, 2020
Disinterry is a very serious terminal disease in which the man loses his balls by parasites which feed on the male's sperm. Once these said parasites run out of sperm to munch on, then they proceed to feast on the males testicular skin. This is extremely serious and this is how Eazy-E died. Rest In Peace Eric Lynn Right.
by mousemaster23 February 21, 2023