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They were so sneaky they were like a discond
discond by Luroixx March 31, 2021
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They were so sneaky they were like a discond
discond by Luroixx March 31, 2021

discord moderators 

the second sub-species based off of the homo sapiens species
according to science, discord moderators are the closest thing we have to the original cavemen
discord moderators by dio brando999 October 29, 2020

Discord mod 

A 21-38 year old male that weighs about 40-80kg living in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general.
Person 1: no memes in #general
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.
Discord mod by Fizzzyy February 11, 2021

discord nigga

A discord nigga is a nigga who dont got friends in real life so the fat ass be on discord
Damn you see these gsg nfl an other clan thats filled with discord niggas
discord nigga by the discord tea team November 27, 2019

Symbiosis Discord 

Symbiosis discord is like a huge echo chamber with soccer moms,
who gossip about material they have no idea about and gatekeep the shit out of everything.
"MAN EVERYTHING AFTER 2020 SUCKS MAN NOT REAL JEDAII OMG, all a bunch of newbies" - Symbiosis Discord Member
"HAHAH DID YOU SEE THIS GUY OMG WHY DID PEOPLE HATE ON HITLER??? WTF SUCH SOFTIES I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED BUT I HAVE TO AMPLIFY THIS ECHO CHAMBER ON WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID " - Symbiosis Discord Member

cheek disconnect 

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.
I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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