nfl

Not for long

“Are you still talking to her?” she asked.

“Yeah but nfl,” replied Josh.

by casinobeanz November 30, 2019

nfl

a bunch of pussies that get paid too much to play a GAME ... A GAME ... and then bitch that they arent paid enough. LOSERS !!!!

pussies that play football, nfl

by eric rebz March 28, 2011

nfl

not fucking likely

'here mate can you cover on saturday'
'nfl i've got me bros wedding that day

by norkdeddog March 12, 2009

nfl

A "sport" which is more defined by it's commercials and advertisements than the actual game. Generally, at least 50% of the players will be arrested at some point in their career for drugs or sexual misconduct.

My team won the NFL Super Bowl. I only care because now we can all whore the Super Bowl Ring when it goes on eBay after the running back gets arrested.

by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005

nfl

Niggas From Linwood (notorious gang in Detroit)

Mike: A nigga, you goin to that party on Linwood tonight?
Chaz: Hell naw, the NFL run shit ova there.
Mike: Lol bitch.

by 313DeeBoi March 06, 2008

nfl

not fucking likely

She said she wanted to shove something up my ass, but I told her that was nfl

by BrianTheDog August 22, 2008

nfl

Where fat gay men in spandex get paid to slap each other on the buttocks in what is mostly refered to as fake football

Let's join the nfl so we can score some indabutt after the gay-me

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004