Fortnite

A game popular in my school that everyone won't shut the fuck up about. It is commonly played by virgins.

Jimmy Virgins: hey dude wanna play fortnite?
Me: twist your neck virgin

by Fizzzyy July 26, 2019

Zoom

A fucking shitty slow platform used by teachers designed to annoy you in quarantine. You used to play PS4 with the boys now you're stuck in school doing nothing but sitting for 5 hours straight learning nothing important that will help you in life.

Guy 1: Dude you do zoom classes?
Guy 2: Yeah, I fucking hate that. What's the point in going to school if they're going to teach me nothing important?

by Fizzzyy February 12, 2021

Jesus Christ

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

by Fizzzyy April 19, 2021

Zodiac signs

Some made up bullshit that defines your personality by what month you were born in.

14 year old white twitter girl: what's your zodiac sign?
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself

by Fizzzyy August 27, 2021

Discord mod

A 21-38 year old male that weighs about 40-80kg living in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general.

Person 1: no memes in #general
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.

by Fizzzyy February 11, 2021

Roblox porn

A type of rule 34 that's just lego characters bumping into each other. 100% of people who watch/make roblox porn are neckbeards, have zero real-life friends and range from the ages 12-26.

Guy 1: I like jerking off to roblox porn!

Guy 2: You're disgusting. How do you like lego porn?

by Fizzzyy September 21, 2021

Online school

A stressful mental torture chamber where they don't teach you anything important for life.

Guy 1: You did online school?
Guy 2: Yeah, got me depressed and stressed.

by Fizzzyy February 12, 2021