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A person on a mission to kill a specific person/persons.
Abraham Lincoln was shot by an assassin while watching a play.
assasin by Krotchy April 14, 2004
The best drill rapper from the Indonesia and will take ya' bitch and make a song about it and get over 1 mill Dollars.
Assasin is E.B.K-D.O.A-G.B.GBaby
Yo assasin wassup
Assasin by Assasin DOAGBG January 20, 2025

Gooch Assasin 

A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.

A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.

While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
Gooch Assasin by The padre October 17, 2009

anal assasin 

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.
i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.
anal assasin by doogy man April 4, 2006

fun assasin

A person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.
oh great hear comes my wife the fun assain.
fun assasin by bluntmaster November 4, 2003

fun assasin

1) My wife.
2) Black hole of amusement. (For instance, building a home-made catapult and having fun hurling dog droppings into the yard across the street. This person would instantly make that unfunny and make you stop.)
3) A person so anti-funny that if you mixed humor and this person together, the resulting explosion would rip away Earth's atmosphere and make it an unliveable planet for thousands of years.
"Shit, here she comes. Damn fun assasin. Hide the catapult."
fun assasin by I.Q. 151 December 5, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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