dische 

synonymous of a male whom is dick and douche bag

"He broke up with you, what a dische."

dische by Sofie and Dilia March 3, 2008

dilcher 

A guy who has a girlfriend way out of his league despite being a total cunt

Jeff's girlfriend is way out of his league! He's a total dilcher!

dilcher by buccfoi March 12, 2017

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

Ventriloquist Discharge by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011

Discrete Math 

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.

1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.

Discrete Math by Dan000001 January 13, 2011

Disphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also- dysphemism.

Ever notice how Clark is prone to disphemism? He calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how Clark calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.

Disphemism by Mo Dixley October 8, 2005

take out the dishes 

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate

"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"

take out the dishes by MMC78 January 15, 2016