Hilling Dick

While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.
"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"
by MMC78 February 13, 2016
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Hilling Dick

while reviveing dome from a sub 3, you fail to produce a woddie, and therefore you cannot ejaculate.
"man dude this girl blowing me was so ugly I got Hilling Dick"
"Whoa dude, she must have been a sub 3"
"Totally bro"
by MMC78 February 13, 2016
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take out the dishes

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate
"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"
by MMC78 November 11, 2015
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