Poorly maintained Chevrolet Astro driven by a reckless redneck, with T-Shirts over the captain chairs and bondo (cheese) on the sheetmetal exterior.
by Neil Wrintalk March 19, 2007
The hopeless MLB team from Houston that plays in an oversized convention center with grass and continuously loses to the dominant MLB team from Pittsburgh in excruciating fashion.
by Stanley Picachowski April 30, 2008