A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.
The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.
A massive deformed, bleeding and infected pustule of a hemorrhoid that absolutely cripples you with screaming pain when a bowel movement is attempted.
JD Vance is a massive disasteroid of a man, I can't believe the couch let him do that to it; like becoming vice-president of the United States, his actions could not have been consensual.
Full name of D1sasteroid. Twitch streamer, nicknamed “Comet” because his name is too fucking long. Also known as “Disasteroid” “D1sasteroid” and “the annoying one on your faves streams”
“did you see the new comet disasteroid tweet” “why are you always saying his full name”
“just feels right”
The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.
John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.