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disapponting 

A disappointing act related to cricket, in reference to cricket player Ricky Ponting.
* In a cricket game, Johnny hits the ball, it flies in the air"

Jim: CATCH IT!

*Dave drops it *

Jim: Disapponting..
disapponting by megrape November 6, 2010
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Word of The Disappointing Day 

1. (noun) When the word of the day on urbandictionary.com is not special and is a commonplace slang term that everyone already knows the definition of.
Bill: Hey Frank could you go on urban dictionary and see what the word of the day is?
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!

disappointing 

When you were worth something more to someone once; but you managed to find a way to make them change their mind. Used correctly, possibly one of the most painful words in the world. Suggests giving up, no longer caring. Can be used to infer "we can never go back."
I did love you. But now, I don't know. You never did what you said you were going to do. I waited for you, but.. you know, it's just.. disappointing, I guess. That's all.

disappointing poo 

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.
'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'
disappointing poo by Lizbien June 11, 2016

disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.
I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

Disappointing 

A big let down. Something turns out to be not as exciting or as fun as you were expecting.
Ladyfriend: "Come on over, I'm preparing a beer bath"
Mr Winstanley: "You're going to bathe in beer?"
Ladyfriend: "My bratwursts are"
Mr Winstanley: "That's disappointing"
Disappointing by Mr Winstanley March 19, 2015

disappointing mango 

when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.
waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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