4 definitions by Titobanana
The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.
Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!
Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.
Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.
by Titobanana September 15, 2013
I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."
by Titobanana February 11, 2014
When a stoner is so excited to receive or smoke a certain pipe, bong, bubbler, or other smoking apparatus that he/she gets a buzz and a huge adrenaline rush.
Mary Jane: "Hey, Leaf, did you hear about the quadruple honeycomb double percolator 28 inch bong Jay ordered? Looks pretty dank!"
Leaf: "I think I'm having a stonergasm thinking about that!"
Leaf: "I think I'm having a stonergasm thinking about that!"
by Titobanana January 13, 2014
To be so caffeinated that you reach another plane of existence. Usually accompanied by uncontrollable smiling and heart palpitations.
"nigga I just hit up three cups of that max boost 1.75x and a couple shots of espresso and I'm xooted"
by Titobanana November 7, 2017