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When you're doing a woman up the ass and she farts making you cum all up in that rectum, then you finger that salty hole after to rub your glory in

What did you get up to last night?

Did a dirty cristy with the mrs

dirty cristy by Getfuckedkent June 17, 2021

Words you can keep

Dirty Christy

The act of doing sexual things because it's fun.

She pulled a dirty Christy with him 3 times a day because that's just what the two of them like.

Dirty Christy by DirtyBabe April 3, 2020

dirty christy

When a girl eats your dirty ass.

Eric said he got the best dirty christy after a long hard day of sheet rocking without taking a shower and taking 5 shits in a 8 hour period.

dirty christy by tedd4 May 19, 2008

Dirty Crista

the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna Dirty Crista you!

Dirty Crista by haigeegeefhasdoj January 16, 2011

Dirty ChristyLee

When a woman hasn't been satisfied (brought to orgasm) by her man & she ends up masterbating in the bathroom.

I tried to pull off a "dirty ChristyLee" last night but I forgot to buy batteries.

Dirty ChristyLee by ClassicGoat May 18, 2021

Dirty Cristel

A Dirty Cristel is the practice of channeling energy through the rectum. This is achieved through sitting on crystel quarts and then gifting them to a friend.

Person 1: Hey gurl, I got you a gift.
Person 2: OMG! Cute it’s a quarts crystel.
Person 1: Hehe yea! A Dirty Cristel.
Person 2: guuuurl! You is power!

Dirty Cristel by Hehegaylord November 22, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026