dirty air 

The air that is expelled from an anus before, during or after excretion. Or entirley on its own. The 'dirty air' is usually warm to hot in temperature(about 60-70degreesC), and can be seen on cold days as a vapour cloud that is brownish in colour. Speeds recorded of dirty air have exceeded over 600 mph, over the speed of sound!

That was some foul dirty air i just smelt, johnnys ass stinks!

dirty air by Alex Sabga March 3, 2005

Dirty Air Force 1's 

(Noun) A basic white girl's favorite shoes.

Basic White Girl: "I love my dirty Air Force 1's."

Dirty Air Force 1's by Urban Dictionary Guest User November 21, 2022

air dirty laundry in public 

deal with personal problems while other people are around.

Why don't you save it? I hate it when you just start airing dirty laundry in public.

air dirty laundry in public by André Bretas May 5, 2005

air dirty laundry 

To discuss very private, personal matters, especially that which may be embarrassing, in public or with other people.

.air dirty laundry ... It always makes me uncomfortable when John starts going into all his personal problems whenever our friends get together. I just wish he wouldn't air his dirty laundry in public like that. People have an unnatural fixation on the personal lives of celebrities, but I don't see why they should be expected to air their dirty laundry in public.

air dirty laundry by Alex0395 January 4, 2018

air your dirty laundry 

dealing with personal problems while other people are around.

A cop might let you out of his car to air your dirty laundry in front of everyone around who could see. I was made to change my dress in the middle of the parking lot, airing my dirty laundry like a little whore.

air your dirty laundry by amycocoa June 2, 2014

dirty airpump 

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

dirty airpump by jakoel May 13, 2011

dirty airpod 

When you stick your wet penis in her ear and smack it all around

Omg brad did the dirty AirPod on my last Friday and I can’t even hear anymore!

dirty airpod by Logang107 December 11, 2019