dirtbud
dirtbud by JohnSkimper July 31, 2003
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Dirtbed
Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.
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Dirtmud
"Didja hear about Jim and Susie?"
"No, what?"
"He proposed to her and she said no. He then proceeded to beat her".
"Oh wow, then what happened?"
"She then said yes. Been happily married for 3 years now".
"Sounds like a Dirtmud to me".
"I'm so happy for them".
"No, what?"
"He proposed to her and she said no. He then proceeded to beat her".
"Oh wow, then what happened?"
"She then said yes. Been happily married for 3 years now".
"Sounds like a Dirtmud to me".
"I'm so happy for them".
Dirtburgered
"Kevin tried to help me move my car, but he dirtburgered me when he ran over my dog and got bulgogi sauce all over the upholstery."
Dirtburgered by Crunchmuncher May 29, 2022
Dirtbutt
A female who's actions are derived from the following quality characteristics: slut, whore, jobless, moral-less, no class, gold-digger, irresponsible, lazy, druggie, ugly, fake, two-face, clubrat, inconsiderate, selfish, crazy... or just simply a pain in your butt.
Reverse Dirtmud
The reverse of Dirtmud.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.
"Hear about Bob?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"
Reverse Dirtmud by Haydoom December 28, 2008