dirtbud 

1.) shitty ass weed (schwag)
2.) mark lewandowski

holy shit, I've never seen dirtbud smoke so much dirtbud.

dirtbud by JohnSkimper July 31, 2003

Dirtbed 

The place one goes to take a dirtnap.

Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.

Dirtbed by Blumpette December 14, 2018

Dirtmud

The act during which you treat a woman like dirt, she will then stick to you like mud.

"Didja hear about Jim and Susie?"
"No, what?"
"He proposed to her and she said no. He then proceeded to beat her".
"Oh wow, then what happened?"
"She then said yes. Been happily married for 3 years now".
"Sounds like a Dirtmud to me".
"I'm so happy for them".

Dirtmud by Haydoom December 20, 2008

Dirtburgered 

When someone tries to be helpful, but as usual, fails spectacularly and creates even more problems.

"Kevin tried to help me move my car, but he dirtburgered me when he ran over my dog and got bulgogi sauce all over the upholstery."

Dirtburgered by Crunchmuncher May 29, 2022

Dirtbutt 

A female who's actions are derived from the following quality characteristics: slut, whore, jobless, moral-less, no class, gold-digger, irresponsible, lazy, druggie, ugly, fake, two-face, clubrat, inconsiderate, selfish, crazy... or just simply a pain in your butt.

Your Ex = Dirtbutt

My Ex = Dirtbutt

The girl of your dreams that doesn't want ANYTHING to do with you = Dirtbutt

Dirtbutt by = ZAR = January 20, 2010

dirtybuds 

What some people call wired apple earbuds

I lost my dirtybuds

dirtybuds by Peepeepoopoo is for poopoopees August 20, 2021

Reverse Dirtmud

The reverse of Dirtmud.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.

"Hear about Bob?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"

Reverse Dirtmud by Haydoom December 28, 2008