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dirtied cloth
A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
dirtied cloth by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Dirt Bed • dirted • dirtbeard • Dirtbeat • DIRTbeautiful • dirtbud • dirtied cloth • dirtied up • dirtted • dirtyedge
Dirted
Dirted by Yung Fiji Fre$h August 15, 2021
dirtbud
dirtbud by JohnSkimper July 31, 2003
Dirted
To disregard, discredit, or disrespect.
Throwing dirt on someones name.
*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).
It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Throwing dirt on someones name.
*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).
It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Me: What happened to your eye?
John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.
Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?
John: Yep.
Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.
John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.
Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?
John: Yep.
Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.
John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
Dirted by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
Dirt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
Dirt Bed by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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