Dirtbed

The place one goes to take a dirtnap.

Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.

by Blumpette December 14, 2018

dirtied cloth

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.

Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Dirted

Another term for someone getting wrecked in a movie or game

Guy 1: yo i Dirted that dude over there

Guy 2: nice, go collect his loot

by Yung Fiji Fre$h August 15, 2021

dirtbud

1.) shitty ass weed (schwag)
2.) mark lewandowski

holy shit, I've never seen dirtbud smoke so much dirtbud.

by JohnSkimper July 31, 2003

Dirted

To disregard, discredit, or disrespect.

Throwing dirt on someones name.

*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).

It is also a popular word in the U.K.

Me: What happened to your eye?

John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.

Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?

John: Yep.

Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.

John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.

by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009