A man who thinks with his penis instead of his brain. In other words, his actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid.
He has been paying his girlfriend's cable bill so he has an excuse to go over there and spend time with her in hopes of getting laid.. What a dickbrain.
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a person's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion, accompanied with an extreme exhale, resulting in the sound of a two wheeled motorized vehicle. See Motorboating.
So it turns out, Shit Faced and Dirtbiking are the same thing. Heeheehee
Is that shit on your lips or are you just happy to see me?