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dirtybronson

To poop in tube sock and then repeatedly beat someone with it.
Ohh man! You smell like someone just gave you a dirtybronson.

The Dirty Brian 

(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.
The Dirty Brian by Ricky Ricardo April 15, 2006

dirtbrain 

An adjective to describe a messy / clumsy person.
Hello dirtbrain, why is the oven not on? (Gordon Ramsay, Hell's Kitchen USA Season 2, Episode 3)
dirtbrain by Emil Christopher Melar November 26, 2006

Dirty Brian 

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.
Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?
Dirty Brian by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

dirtybirdnation 

The most influential black man in Georgia, the son of MLK jr. The wolf of zone six who remarkably, even though he has severe autism, Schizophrenia, Obsessive–compulsive disorder, Bipolar disorder, Eating disorder, Anxiety disorder, Depression, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Post-traumatic stress disorder, Personality disorder, Major depressive disorder, Autism spectrum disorder, Borderline personality disorder, Panic disorder, Somatoform disorder, Dissociative disorder, Psychosis, Generalized anxiety disorder, Anxiety, Anorexia nervosa, Schizoaffective disorder, Substance abuse, Mood disorder, Body dysmorphic disorder, Agoraphobia, erectile dysfunction, and type 2 diabetes can still function as a normal instagram influencer for the neo-Nazi group of Atlanta as well as the klan leader
You are dirtybirdnation
dirtybirdnation by Joehours March 6, 2020

Dirty Brian 

A man who likes to give rim jobs to his work buddies to make his girlfriend jealous. He uses the butt secretions as mustache wax.
I gave him a dirty brian so i could style my stache'
Dirty Brian by Dirttrack May 17, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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