Dickbrain

A man who thinks with his penis instead of his brain. In other words, his actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid.

He has been paying his girlfriend's cable bill so he has an excuse to go over there and spend time with her in hopes of getting laid.. What a dickbrain.

Dickbrain by metriccar August 12, 2012

dickbrain

Someone who passes off their/their acquaintance's name as a word and defines it in a way suitable to them on Urban Dictionary

The sheer amount of dickbrains on Urban Dictionary is truly saddening.

dickbrain by TheGreatSkape January 20, 2021

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Dickbritter 

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

Dickbritter by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

dickbait 

1. one who attracts homosexuals.

Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.

dickbait by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007

Dickering 

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

Dickering by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

dickstain 

a stain from dried dickjuice
see also....dickjuice

Al Abad* had a dickstain on his collar
*ficticious name

dickstain by Die Slow September 18, 2004