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To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.
Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!
Dirking by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009

joe dirting 

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.
joe dirting by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010
To be extremely aroused by animals. Most the the people who have these feelings aspire to being vets or working with animals in some form
John loves when he's dribing
dribing by Walker193 December 13, 2014
When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
Dirking by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007
to ride in a vehicle withOUT being the driver. any passenger in a car is dirving.
Dude, i was totally dirving down the road the other day! I was dirving, but PERSONX was driving!
dirving by bunnypower March 19, 2010

Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.
Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.
Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011