The act of being a complete dipshit. Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-intoxicated moron would. Results in mistakes, ie. jail time, forehead wounds, self infliction, peeing in everything except the toilet, destroying the kitchen, driving drunk, getting kicked out of various establishments, and basically destroying everything in their path.
These twodipshits should not be left alone, otherwise their dipshitery is unleashed.
A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
The rare few who set the standards of cool, usually without the intention of doing so. In essence, the one who all hipsters follow. Their choices trickle down to the hopelessly ironic masses. Hipsetters are *not* hipsters, and really could care less about what is cool or not cool.
Karen O.
Tim Harrington (Les Savy Fav) is a total hipsetter for ushering in the age of the pot bellychic without caring to do so.
A person who actually thinks being a hipster is cool. Will never refer to themselves as one, but is obviously trying to be one. Usually can be seen wearing ironic novelty t-shirt, tank top or super v from Urban Outfitters, 80s hi-tops, acid-washed skinny jeans and birth control glasses.
Habitat: The Dipster is extensively distributed in Brooklyn, NY, frequenting music shows in bookstores and bars that serve PBR. They can be abundantly found wandering around Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, record stores and over-priced vintage shops.
Derivation: "Dipshit" + "Hipster" = Dipster
Hey check out the "dipster" with the holga camera, the dirt stache and white dude fade. What a douchebag!
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party'sliberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.