Dipsterbator 

When you cum on a Dorito and get your girlfriend to eat it.

“This Dorito tastes salty have you dipsterbator’ed on it babe?”

Dipsterbator by Bendover963 May 12, 2023

shit disturbator 

What results when you try to teach an Ecuadorian "shit disturber" and "masturbator" in the same day.

Can be shortened to "disturbator"

Florencio is being a shit disturbator.

shit disturbator by Colin McEwan July 26, 2004