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Dipshitery

The act of being a complete dipshit. Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-intoxicated moron would. Results in mistakes, ie. jail time, forehead wounds, self infliction, peeing in everything except the toilet, destroying the kitchen, driving drunk, getting kicked out of various establishments, and basically destroying everything in their path.
These two dipshits should not be left alone, otherwise their dipshitery is unleashed.
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dipshitery

constantly making an easy task hard, asking for the moon when only the sky is possible
the tasks on cheryls dipshitery list are impossible to do
dipshitery by glenn kelly October 13, 2005

Dipshitery

The pinnacle of douchebags and obnoxious twats. On another whole level of pretentious assholes.

Dipshitery is likely to be studied in artsy fartsy universities in the 23rd century.
"He used 'haych' instead of 'h' as his pseudonym, what a classic show of dipshitery!" - probably somebody from the 23rd century at some stage.
Dipshitery by ~jay. June 29, 2014

dipshitery

The act of being stupid or making a mistake. What dipshits engage in.
"He did that? That's some dipshitery, man."
"There's some dipshitery goin' on rightchere!"
dipshitery by Jo Strawberry December 12, 2008

Dipshitery

Howard and Shane are doing dipshitery whit a truck
Dipshitery by Searing October 5, 2021

fintech dipshitery 

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.
Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.
My God, enough of this dipshittery.
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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