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by niblet69 October 29, 2017
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dopple dopple

a word said twice to signify stupidness and lack of intelligence; said by a moron.
man, i just dropped a fatty deuce. dopple dopple!
by sarah October 25, 2003
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Joe dipple

A fat mong who wears peado glasses at school and tryst to look up Mrs mulldowneys skirt to.put in his wank bank later on that night
by Nsmes January 15, 2017
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dopple-banger

an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer's parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).The syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in Pharaonic (especially Ptolemeic) Egypt.
conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):

geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?

geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...
by Sexydimma January 15, 2012
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Triple Dipple Triangle

A sexual act involving a man, woman and a double ended dildo. As sexual intercourse ensues the man takes the double ended dildo and puts one end in the woman's anus and the other end in his, then proceeds to carry in with intercourse by inserting his penis into her vagina and thus creating a triangle shape between the three points of entry.
Last night I did a Triple Dipple Triangle with the Mrs and we both came so hard, it was a complete mess.
by I_Am_Potato November 12, 2019
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Dopple-Banger

A shadow/clone of oneself that is used for sexual practices or escapes.
Example 1:
Guy: "God I'm so horny, I wish I had somebody to screw."

*His shadow rises from the ground*
"I guess that dopple-banger will have to do."

Example 2:
Guy: "Honey I'm home, guess what."
Gal: "What is it dear?"
Guy: "I got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous mass?"
Gal: "How did you come by that?"
Guy: "All she wanted was a man again, just for the evening."
Gal: "What the fuck are you saying Guy!?!?!?!?!"
Guy: "Oh don't worry, I wouldn't plow that swine, I had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any hassle from me."
by Nikljj February 19, 2011
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dopple

The art of simultaneously monitoring (and constantly refreshing) multiple radar screens on the Internet, in order to keep abreast of any developing weather situation.
I need to dopple in order to find out the status of the impending snowstorm.

I was doppling earlier, and they have upgraded us to a winter storm watch!

I doppled! It's coming! Get to the grocery store FAST!!!
by selyon September 16, 2013
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