Definitions by selyon

dopple 

The art of simultaneously monitoring (and constantly refreshing) multiple radar screens on the Internet, in order to keep abreast of any developing weather situation.

I need to dopple in order to find out the status of the impending snowstorm.

I was doppling earlier, and they have upgraded us to a winter storm watch!

I doppled! It's coming! Get to the grocery store FAST!!!

dopple by selyon September 16, 2013

chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

chuffles by selyon December 28, 2007

chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

chuffles by selyon December 18, 2007