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dingletwat

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.
While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.
by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011
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Dingletwat

When a girl shits and proceeds to wipe forward and leave shit in her vag.
Dude that chick has a dingletwat
by Stoned Ewok May 19, 2016
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dingletwang

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"
"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"
by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007
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Dingledwarf

Being unaware of tornadoes.
Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.
by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011
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dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.
Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....
by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009
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dinglewad

A word referrring to someone who is a jackass.
That cocksucker is such a dinglewad!
by MSN April 20, 2006
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Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.
Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!
by BMBZ August 12, 2011
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