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dingleshart

When you dedicate and it takes a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe clean.
Man I just ate taco bell and I've got a mean case of the dingleshart!!!
dingleshart by tHe sD jOkEr April 29, 2022
Words you can keep

Dingleshnitz 

I yelled at my friend who was sticking pencils up his nose, “quit being such a dingleshnitz!”
Dingleshnitz by Itzacekret March 16, 2021

Dinglesnarf 

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.
The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.
Dinglesnarf by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Dinglefart 

A fart, often moist, that when released follows the perpetrator wherever he or she travels.
Person one: Jesus! Who shit their drawers?
Person two: Dude that was me, but I laid it over there next to those fuglies. It must have followed me over here.
Person one: You gotta learn to cut those off! That was a Dinglefart!
Dinglefart by ShwingMaster August 21, 2013

Dingle-Shart 

When a dingleberry falls off one’s ass and becomes a shart.
Oof bro I think that dingleberry just became a dingle-shart.
Dingle-Shart by That damn fool December 18, 2019

Dinglefart 

Look at that dinglefart driving the Civic... I think he's gonna race that cobra.

What a dinglefart, why is that hot chick with him.
Dinglefart by Johngirl June 22, 2017

dingleshard 

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.
Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.
dingleshard by cjezioro September 15, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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