A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.
Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.
(n.) The act of delivering or receiving a bump (or line) of blow as you're waking up, or to wake up. OR both. Can be any time of the day.
Thank god I awoke to a snowrise this morning, because you always finish the bag the nite before.
(n). Getting a blowjob on an airplane, helecopter, or hot air balloon.
The pilot turned on his fasten your seat belt sign but I said "fuck it"... my girl was giving me skull wings under the tray table.
(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
(v) The art of fingering a clit in a multiple back and forth swaying motion. It makes the girl cum so hard you can't touch her clit for at least 10 minutes.
Make it sway, sway...back and forth, swayclay. I've only been able to swayclay my girl 4 times in about 2 years...just so you get an idea.
When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.
If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D
An exclamation. Words describing the response to someone speaking the truth.
Cairo is a Selucid word for Mars, and there's no derivative of the word pyramid. Tadang!