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skull wings

(n). Getting a blowjob on an airplane, helecopter, or hot air balloon.
The pilot turned on his fasten your seat belt sign but I said "fuck it"... my girl was giving me skull wings under the tray table.
by cjezioro October 23, 2010
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snowrise

(n.) The act of delivering or receiving a bump (or line) of blow as you're waking up, or to wake up. OR both. Can be any time of the day.
Thank god I awoke to a snowrise this morning, because you always finish the bag the nite before.
by cjezioro October 23, 2010
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bump nasty

(n). Getting serious on a bag of your own blow after making a conscious decision of not giving a fuck (about anything). At all. Past, present, or future. Doesn't matter if anyone is watching.
I'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs....But I'll give yall a keybump, to split. Sorry, I paid for it.
by cjezioro September 25, 2010
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agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.
If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D
by cjezioro September 25, 2010
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cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
by cjezioro September 25, 2010
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dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.
Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.
by cjezioro September 22, 2010
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tadang

An exclamation. Words describing the response to someone speaking the truth.
Cairo is a Selucid word for Mars, and there's no derivative of the word pyramid. Tadang!
by cjezioro September 15, 2010
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