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Definitions by cjezioro

skull wings 

(n). Getting a blowjob on an airplane, helecopter, or hot air balloon.
The pilot turned on his fasten your seat belt sign but I said "fuck it"... my girl was giving me skull wings under the tray table.
skull wings by cjezioro October 23, 2010

snowrise 

(n.) The act of delivering or receiving a bump (or line) of blow as you're waking up, or to wake up. OR both. Can be any time of the day.
Thank god I awoke to a snowrise this morning, because you always finish the bag the nite before.
snowrise by cjezioro October 23, 2010

bump nasty 

(n). Getting serious on a bag of your own blow after making a conscious decision of not giving a fuck (about anything). At all. Past, present, or future. Doesn't matter if anyone is watching.
I'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs....But I'll give yall a keybump, to split. Sorry, I paid for it.
bump nasty by cjezioro September 25, 2010

agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.
If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D
agua brain by cjezioro September 25, 2010
(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
cum cal by cjezioro September 25, 2010
(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.
Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.
dump bump by cjezioro September 22, 2010
An exclamation. Words describing the response to someone speaking the truth.
Cairo is a Selucid word for Mars, and there's no derivative of the word pyramid. Tadang!
tadang by cjezioro September 15, 2010