cjezioro's definitions

dinobear

(n). She is a very rare nocturnal species with the cuteness of a teddy bear and lives in trees. She is fun to hang out with, but when you're not cuddling or sleeping she is fierce in her sexual endeavors. Dinobears have a distinct mating call that tends to emerge after multiple orgasms, cocaine use, or just a common cold. If you're lucky, you'll hear it again but you should probably get that shit on recording before it's too late. Dinobear young are in rare form the coolest. Only rahh-some man babies can make it happen.

Last night my girlfriend turned into a dinobear.

by cjezioro September 12, 2010

tadang

An exclamation. Words describing the response to someone speaking the truth.

Cairo is a Selucid word for Mars, and there's no derivative of the word pyramid. Tadang!

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

swayclay

(v) The art of fingering a clit in a multiple back and forth swaying motion. It makes the girl cum so hard you can't touch her clit for at least 10 minutes.

Make it sway, sway...back and forth, swayclay. I've only been able to swayclay my girl 4 times in about 2 years...just so you get an idea.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

dingleshard

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.

Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

bump nasty

(n). Getting serious on a bag of your own blow after making a conscious decision of not giving a fuck (about anything). At all. Past, present, or future. Doesn't matter if anyone is watching.

I'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs....But I'll give yall a keybump, to split. Sorry, I paid for it.

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.

If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D

by cjezioro September 25, 2010