Dinglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.

The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Dingledwarf

Being unaware of tornadoes.

Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.

by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011

dingleshard

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.

Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

Donglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of somebody else's genetalia.

The college students were donglesnarfing too much and got caught by the cops.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Dingleshard

A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.

If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.

by TwampDog December 4, 2018

dinglesnatch

to pull a mans penis from behind through his legs, creating a temporary mangina as you attempt to snatch his dong.

if you talk to my girl again, i'm going to dinglesnatch you.

by crumeister May 22, 2011

dinglesnap

An amazing dessert for people who have very bad explosive diarrhea
1 tbs of fart
2 gallons of explosive shits
3 whole cookie doughs

Damn man I really need to make my self a dinglesnap

by anonymous February 2, 2022