Dingle-Shart

When a dingleberry falls off one’s ass and becomes a shart.

Oof bro I think that dingleberry just became a dingle-shart.

by That damn fool December 18, 2019

dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.

HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.

by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019

dingleshard

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.

Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

Dingleshard

A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.

If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.

by TwampDog December 4, 2018

dingleshart

When you dedicate and it takes a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe clean.

Man I just ate taco bell and I've got a mean case of the dingleshart!!!

by tHe sD jOkEr April 29, 2022

Dingleshark

Dingleshark is when you’re on the toilet and your stomach is hurting so bad to the point where you have a 8 inch shit. The shit proceed to rip open your ass hole to the point of blood and you have to get surgery

Quin had the dingleshark and then he pooped it all out and measured it to be exactly 15 inches and then he tasted it.

by anonymous June 26, 2024