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monk dimin' 

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.
"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles
monk dimin' by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008
Related Words
dimin' • monk dimin' • Plastic dimin • Dimi • Diman • Damin • dikin • dimen • Diming • Domin

Plastic dimin 

Baring false witness against someone destined to be with someone they know.
“I been strugglin a lot, nobody text back, I know SOMEBODY been plastic dimin and when I find out who it is I’m shootin the bitch nigga.”
Plastic dimin by Watsnaanbread February 17, 2020

Jamie Dimon 

1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jamie Dimon.
A gorgeous artistic girl who gets wild when having fun! She cares, but is afraid to show it because she might get hurt. She's waiting for that one guy to love her more than she ever imagined! Although her dreams may not be acknowledged now, people will be marveling the next day. She's literally a diamond in the rough; the dark coal that sprouts into a priceless jewel. Dymin is forevermore!!!
Dymin is so magnificent!

Dude, she's a Dymin...
Dymin by Mye Elise March 8, 2013
A school in Fall River, ma that half the students hate and the other half likes. The teachers are always assholes especially the higher ups. They have pointless rules and run the school like its soviet russia. Youll get a detention for not having an id and get screamed at for taking a soda from the lunch room. If your siblings are planning on attending, they should really reconsider. They switch your weeks for no reason, and if you want to get switched back they ignore you. Also there sports are awful. Durfee is better.
John - I got supended for laughing. And then i got screamed at for drinking water at lunch without a tray.

Dan- wtf where do you go to school?

Bob- He goes to hell (diman)

Dan- haha sucks for you I cn have fun at durfee!
Diman by ron grosonokijd September 8, 2011
Dilin is hella athletic with usually an amazing body. Dilin is very smart but also acts dumb as hell. Dilin is very loyal and is someone to cherish in a relationship and as a friend.
Man I wish I was dilin.
Dilin by Mm7g April 9, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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