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monk dimin' 

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.
"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles
monk dimin' by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008
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Plastic dimin 

Baring false witness against someone destined to be with someone they know.
“I been strugglin a lot, nobody text back, I know SOMEBODY been plastic dimin and when I find out who it is I’m shootin the bitch nigga.”
Plastic dimin by Watsnaanbread February 17, 2020

Dimentia 

That dimension fever we all have sometimes.
All this talk of theoretical physics is really sparking my Dimentia.
Dimentia by JakePaulOhioBoy May 23, 2018

Dimentia 

That dimension fever we all have from time to time.
When you want to play Super Mario 64 because you just wanna take a look at those three dimensional polygons, that is dimentia.
Dimentia by EXEMENZ December 20, 2018

Ranch Dimension 

1. Someone who has terrible internet, or unable to understand via voice chatting.

2.Someone drowning another creature by dumping an ungodly amount ranch dressing on to them.
Example 1
Brian: *unintelligible noise*

Nathan: Damn, bro are you in the Ranch Dimension?

Example 2
Frank: "Fuck you wasp to the Ranch Dimension"
Ranch Dimension by Slasher Fox September 21, 2021

Dimentia 

That dimension fever we all have from time to time...
Hey y'all, Scott here. And dimensions, am I right? I've decided to create a term to describe that dimension fever we all have from time to time...Dimentia!!
Dimentia by Im4gineD4tYT May 23, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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