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Nicki Minaj's amazing attempt to cryptically slip "Dick" into her songs so she can enjoy extra income from the children's music market.
"You can suck my diznick."
Diznick by Urbaneboy February 18, 2013
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the male cock n' sack.
johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."
dilznick by aaron August 18, 2004
I don't have another dollar, man. Get of the dilznik!
dilznik by minusbaby April 26, 2003
Suck my diznick, biatch.
diznick by Jess December 8, 2004

dilsnick 

Very large male genitalia. It is used for activities such as cock slapping.

Listen to Gangstarr for further definition.
"Knuckleheads need to quit cuz they be ridin' the dilsnick"
"They be beggin' for attention or some more of the dilsnick"

-Guru of Gangstarr
dilsnick by n8designs July 28, 2008

limp dilznik 

A piss-take of Limp Bizkit featured in Jake's Booty Call

Fronted by the short, annoying little Dred Furst
"hey let's go to the Limp Dilznik concert for free groupie pussy!"

"Limp Dilznik suck!"
limp dilznik by Lord Fiend May 16, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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