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The Penile in the 2nd or 3rd person
Man she acts like she don't recognize... put da Dliznic on her she'll be singin an octive higher
dilznic by Mac February 7, 2003
Words you can keep
Nicki Minaj's amazing attempt to cryptically slip "Dick" into her songs so she can enjoy extra income from the children's music market.
"You can suck my diznick."
Diznick by Urbaneboy February 18, 2013
Related Words
the male cock n' sack.
johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."
dilznick by aaron August 18, 2004
I don't have another dollar, man. Get of the dilznik!
dilznik by minusbaby April 26, 2003
Suck my diznick, biatch.
diznick by Jess December 8, 2004

dilsnick 

Very large male genitalia. It is used for activities such as cock slapping.

Listen to Gangstarr for further definition.
"Knuckleheads need to quit cuz they be ridin' the dilsnick"
"They be beggin' for attention or some more of the dilsnick"

-Guru of Gangstarr
dilsnick by n8designs July 28, 2008

limp dilznik 

A piss-take of Limp Bizkit featured in Jake's Booty Call

Fronted by the short, annoying little Dred Furst
"hey let's go to the Limp Dilznik concert for free groupie pussy!"

"Limp Dilznik suck!"
limp dilznik by Lord Fiend May 16, 2006
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