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dilsnick 

An extremely long penis found on some men, can be and almost always is 3 - 17 feet... in diameter, it is never found on asains because they have "2 INCH OF HARD DIEK!!!!"
1; Wanna meet my dilsnick baby?
2; I have a quite long dilsnick
3; I cut off my dilsnick
4; Need a yard stick? Ill just whip out my dilsnick!
dilsnick by rayp January 18, 2004
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A slang term for a penis. Women can use the term to identify a man she is sleeping with.
I am not speaking to Lisa anymore because she tried to push up on my dilsnik last night.

Tonight I have my 3rd date with Tom. He is definitely potential dilsnik for me.
dilsnik by love2day June 22, 2008
the male cock n' sack.
johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."
dilznick by aaron August 18, 2004

Dilsneck 

Yeah bro, last night she was totally rubbin the ol' dilsneck!

I was like bitch, just suck on the dilsneck.
Dilsneck by Fooch44 October 18, 2008
*points to my dilznick*
dilznick by lol what November 22, 2003
Perhaps the single stupidest slang term for "penis" to ever be uttered by anyone.
Girl: Can I sit there while we play? *points to my dilznick*
dilznick by Technogeek September 10, 2003