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I don't have another dollar, man. Get of the dilznik!

dilznik by minusbaby April 26, 2003

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dilznik

the DICK

What are you? Afraid of heights? Jump off the dilznik biotch

dilznik by Nick August 3, 2003

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Joe Brown is the Dilznik

Have you see the Dilznik?

dilznik by nick dills August 11, 2003

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Dilznik Sucker

Someone who sucks dilznik, brings you down and sucks the life out of any situation that they are in

Dude, Bryan glued acorns to my backpack - what a Dilznik Sucker!

Dilznik Sucker by Acorn_struck_again December 6, 2009

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limp dilznik

A piss-take of Limp Bizkit featured in Jake's Booty Call

Fronted by the short, annoying little Dred Furst

"hey let's go to the Limp Dilznik concert for free groupie pussy!"

"Limp Dilznik suck!"

limp dilznik by Lord Fiend May 16, 2006

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dilsnik

A slang term for a penis. Women can use the term to identify a man she is sleeping with.

I am not speaking to Lisa anymore because she tried to push up on my dilsnik last night.

Tonight I have my 3rd date with Tom. He is definitely potential dilsnik for me.

dilsnik by love2day June 22, 2008

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dilznick

the male cock n' sack.

johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."

dilznick by aaron August 18, 2004

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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