Mac's definitions

Films le Jenkins

Films le Jenkins is an awesome website with homemade web videos. They span all sorts of ideas. Most of the videos star the comb-over. Other appearances by J.P. and Mac. Checkout all the videos. Especially Joey(people seem to like it). The site is www.flj.vze.com or www.filmslejenkins.vze.com

d00d FlJ totally ownz my face. The Comb-Over pwns all@!!11111!!11!twelve

by Mac December 10, 2004

omglolwtf

Three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. Blunt Amazement, "Oh my God." Slight Amusement, "Laughing out loud." followed by Blank Confusion/Crude Amazement, "What the fuck?"

You are playing some sort of counter-strike like game. A friend of yours, or just someone you know, leaps over someone else's head(omg), looks down(lol), and plants a killing shot in his face(wtf?).

by mac May 2, 2004

jabooty

informal for a person from Dijibouti, the country in Africa.

He is a jabooty, born and raised

by mac March 6, 2005

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

quad

Another word for the rocket launcher in the xbox game Halo.

Oh shit son...Martin just got the quad.

by mac September 12, 2003

Derby Deeks, The

The Deeks as only The Derby Dinning Center at Kansas State University can instigate

1. Holy dog, I got The Derby Deeks from D-Line, dude!

2. We gotta get back to Hay--I feel The Derby Deeks 'bout to drop!

by Mac March 14, 2003

Shiz

1. A Mad Crazy big bad fighting dude from Ancient America. He was a leader of a great Army and died by the hand of Coriantumr.

2. This word has since turned into a slang term used widely among the LDS population as a replacement for another 4 letter word starting with Sh as well.

1. "And it came to pass that after he had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died."

2. "Oh Shiz, I just fetched this thing all up!"

by MAC June 12, 2003