dilhow

an acronym for dad i'd like to hang out with. inspired by the all-famous milf.

Dude, I heard Ross' dad still smokes bud. I'd call him a dilhow.

by his pseudonym July 16, 2011

Dilhouette

A silhouette of an individual’s nude penis outlined by a lighter background.

When my girl and I were fucking, Jon opened the door and we could see his dilhouette in the doorway ready to join in.

by Tinderguys November 30, 2018

Dilhole

very offensive insult commonly used in the 70s. It is a instant kill

hyde you dilhole

by Childish12345678910 November 5, 2018

dildowhack

The act of murdering someone using only the 2ft long pink dildo found in a police station toilet in the popular video game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

"Oh my god, I let my 4yr old have a go at the motorbike chase for 5 minutes, I take a phone call and when I come back he's dildowhacking a cop!"

by Mr_Dom April 29, 2008

Dilhoe

Pronounced dil-hoe (like dildo except a hoe). A dilhoe is an absolute hoe, except with dildos or cylindrical objects similar to dildos. She'll use anything as a dildo and will even borrow a friends or family members if necessary.

If she will get down with any cylindrical object but not with a real person, she's a dilhoe.

by Jarhead2275 June 3, 2017

dilhole

A phrase coined by the TV show Beavis and Butthead

A complete and total moron or idiot.
see fucktard

That dilhole is so stupid. He should eat shit and die.

by Jman December 21, 2004

dilhole

1) a complete and total idiot;see dumbass
2) a person who does random shit and is acting queer while doing it

dude your such a dilhole

by dre dre August 9, 2004