Dilbow

A dilbow is a crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.

My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.

Dilbow by vagasscrack August 5, 2011

Dilbow

A dilbow is crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.

My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.

Dilbow by vagasshole August 4, 2011

Dilborg 

n. 1. The unfortunate combination of a dildo and cyborg, used to describe someone pissing you off by being a dick of ridiculous proportions. This person is such a dick and so fake that he cannot possibly be human and therefore must be half dick, half robot. v. 1. to act purposely dickish to the point where normal personality is unrecognizable in order to achieve a desired outcome.

n. Dude that dilborg totally just hit on your girlfriend.

v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.

Bro: No worries, just dilborg him all night and he'll probably leave.

Dilborg by rupertpupkinisking September 8, 2010

Dilbrow

noun; Dilbrow is a utilitarian word that may be applied either:
1. As a nickname
2. As a handy way to introduce an urban legend, following a the witnessing of a crazy or uncanny action, one may pronounce that 'they heard Dilbrow' did a similar action in a completely impossible way.
3. As an insult to call out any general slow-witted action

1. I saw Steve was cracking into the Do-Bro (or equally rank beer) last night! What a Dilbrow!
2. (Whilst watching a show of Man vs. Wild):
Guy 1: Goddamn Bear Grylls is a crazy motherfucker. Look at him slaughtering that poor pig armed only with a spear.
Guy 2: I heard that Dilbrow once did that armed only with his bare hands.
3. (Following a particularly absent-minded action by Guy 1)
Guy 2: SHIT DILBROW!!! (Meaning: shit man, pull yourself together!!)

Dilbrow by Doake December 15, 2010

dildowhack

The act of murdering someone using only the 2ft long pink dildo found in a police station toilet in the popular video game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

"Oh my god, I let my 4yr old have a go at the motorbike chase for 5 minutes, I take a phone call and when I come back he's dildowhacking a cop!"

dildowhack by Mr_Dom April 29, 2008

delbow 

the apex of the bend in the bent or curved penis; applies only to the bent or curved penis

My girlfriend totally loves my delbow! She told me it was "curved for her pleasure".

delbow by tbg3 March 7, 2012

DILBONE 

MAKING BAD CHOICES IN EVERYDAY LIFE.

QUIT BEING A DILBONE!

DILBONE by RICH1605 August 2, 2011