Jarhead2275's definitions

Jill Armstrong

This is the "mirror image" twin sister of Palmala Handerson. When Palmala Handerson gets tired, you can switch to her twin.

When I get blue balls from this chick tonight, I'm gonna let Jill Armstrong rub me the right way!

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Blueberries

Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.

Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Dilhoe

Pronounced dil-hoe (like dildo except a hoe). A dilhoe is an absolute hoe, except with dildos or cylindrical objects similar to dildos. She'll use anything as a dildo and will even borrow a friends or family members if necessary.

If she will get down with any cylindrical object but not with a real person, she's a dilhoe.

by Jarhead2275 June 3, 2017

Manstrual Cycle

Man•strual Cycle - when a man is being bitchy, moody, irrational, or the like at anytime. Similar to the menstrual cycle of females.

Dude, you are being such an irrational bipolar bitch; are you on your manstrual cycle or what!?

by Jarhead2275 August 21, 2017