Jarhead2275's definitions

Blueberries

Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.

Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Jill Armstrong

This is the "mirror image" twin sister of Palmala Handerson. When Palmala Handerson gets tired, you can switch to her twin.

When I get blue balls from this chick tonight, I'm gonna let Jill Armstrong rub me the right way!

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Dilhoe

Pronounced dil-hoe (like dildo except a hoe). A dilhoe is an absolute hoe, except with dildos or cylindrical objects similar to dildos. She'll use anything as a dildo and will even borrow a friends or family members if necessary.

If she will get down with any cylindrical object but not with a real person, she's a dilhoe.

by Jarhead2275 June 3, 2017

Manstrual Cycle

Man•strual Cycle - when a man is being bitchy, moody, irrational, or the like at anytime. Similar to the menstrual cycle of females.

Dude, you are being such an irrational bipolar bitch; are you on your manstrual cycle or what!?

by Jarhead2275 August 21, 2017