Jman's definitions

analeakage

1) An extremely wet fart; a shart.
2) The substance that causes skid marks.
3) The substance that gives farts a humid sound and horrid smell
4) The result of a colon blast

1) Ohh man I think I just had some analeakage
2) Dad's analeakage make meaty skid marks in his underpants
2) Holy Hell! That analeakage reeks!
4) Jimmy's analeakage just ripped him a second butthole!

by Jman December 21, 2004

stinkfoot

1) A song made by Frank Zappa
2) A condition in which one's feet emit a nauseating, sometimes fatal smell.

John's stinkfoot killed his dog!

by Jman December 21, 2004

pressure washer

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

by Jman December 21, 2004

muffin punch

To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

by Jman December 11, 2004

blindside

1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot

1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves

by Jman December 21, 2004

dilhole

A phrase coined by the TV show Beavis and Butthead

A complete and total moron or idiot.
see fucktard

That dilhole is so stupid. He should eat shit and die.

by Jman December 21, 2004

analingus

1) Eating ass
2) Rimming

cunnilingus : pussy :: analingus : asshole

Danny is kinky so he gave his girlfriend analingus

by jman May 13, 2005