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Definitions by Jman

analingus 

1) Eating ass
2) Rimming

cunnilingus : pussy :: analingus : asshole
Danny is kinky so he gave his girlfriend analingus
analingus by jman May 13, 2005

analeakage 

1) An extremely wet fart; a shart.
2) The substance that causes skid marks.
3) The substance that gives farts a humid sound and horrid smell
4) The result of a colon blast
1) Ohh man I think I just had some analeakage
2) Dad's analeakage make meaty skid marks in his underpants
2) Holy Hell! That analeakage reeks!
4) Jimmy's analeakage just ripped him a second butthole!
analeakage by Jman December 21, 2004
To have abandoned or nixed
I 86'edmy project bcause it sucked.
86'ed by Jman December 21, 2004

blindside 

1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot
1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves
blindside by Jman December 21, 2004
1) A song made by Frank Zappa
2) A condition in which one's feet emit a nauseating, sometimes fatal smell.
John's stinkfoot killed his dog!
stinkfoot by Jman December 21, 2004
A phrase coined by the TV show Beavis and Butthead

A complete and total moron or idiot.
see fucktard
That dilhole is so stupid. He should eat shit and die.
dilhole by Jman December 21, 2004

pressure washer 

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.
It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.
pressure washer by Jman December 21, 2004