Scottish Oyster

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.

by monkey500 January 29, 2017

Dildo whore

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.

Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.

by monkey500 March 12, 2018

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014