Definitions by monkey500
Dutch Santana
The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then pulling out your finger to smear a moustache upon their upper lip.
“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her handprint on my face.”
Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026
Dutch Santana
The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then you pull out your finger and smear a moustache onto their upper lip.
“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her hand print on my face.”
Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026
Dutch Santana
The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then you pull out your finger and smear a moustache onto their upper lip.
“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her hand print on my face.”
Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026
Dildo whore
Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
Dildo whore by monkey500 March 12, 2018
Scottish Oyster
Scottish Oyster by monkey500 January 29, 2017
purple loafers
A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.
purple loafers by monkey500 November 20, 2014