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Dutch Santana

The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then pulling out your finger to smear a moustache upon their upper lip.
“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her handprint on my face.”
Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026

Dutch Santana

The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then you pull out your finger and smear a moustache onto their upper lip.
“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her hand print on my face.”
Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026

Dutch Santana

The act of smoking weed before or whilst fingering someone anally then you pull out your finger and smear a moustache onto their upper lip.
“Dude… so last night we were Netflix & Chilling with a fat joint but she got so angry when I rubbed a Dutch Santana under her nose. I can still feel her hand print on my face.”
Dutch Santana by monkey500 April 21, 2026

Dildo whore 

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.
Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
Dildo whore by monkey500 March 12, 2018

Scottish Oyster 

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.
Scottish Oyster by monkey500 January 29, 2017

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.
Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.
purple loafers by monkey500 November 20, 2014