dildoplex

An array of three of more dildos used simultaneously.

With your dildos combined....I...AM.......DILDOPLEX!

by Rory N. March 18, 2008

Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

by dildosexual August 19, 2021

dildolemma

When you have to choose a dildo from your huge collection but none of them are particularly interesting.

1: I had a dildolemma this weekend.
2: What happened?
1: I couldn't choose one out of my ginormous collection of anatomically correct dildos.

by Miasinterestinglife May 16, 2023

dildollery

noun.

any or all of an assortment of items used in the manual sexual stimulation of oneself or another.

"Sabrina sure does have a large collection of dildollery. Hopefully she'll find someone to fuck her soon."

"That sure is one fine piece of dildollery. Does that hurt?"

by GoodgionK August 26, 2006

Dideplex

A Dideplex (pronounced "Did-a-plex") is a Googolplex to the Googolplex power. A number far too great to list, but is nowhere near infinity.

There isn't enough paper in this country to write out a Dideplex.

by PSU Professor August 1, 2010

dildope

dildo+dope

yo thats dildope, man her ass is dildope

by ckdope December 19, 2011

Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020