2 definitions by Miasinterestinglife

dildolemma

When you have to choose a dildo from your huge collection but none of them are particularly interesting.

1: I had a dildolemma this weekend.
2: What happened?
1: I couldn't choose one out of my ginormous collection of anatomically correct dildos.

by Miasinterestinglife May 16, 2023

Pfannkuchen

A common pastry in Germany that's filled with marmalade and coated with sugar. There is multiple terms like "Berliner" and "Krapfen", though those are all wrong. Everybody knows the only other correct name is "Marmeladendöner". If anybody ever calls it anything except "Pfannkuchen" or "Marmeladendöner", immediately make them leave the room and don't let them back in.

"This Pfannkuchen is very tasty"
"Yes, it really is"

by Miasinterestinglife March 27, 2023